What can I say?

Well lets see... I have been living at Joy's place for a week now... Let me share with you some insights into my life here thus far...

For starters, I think of myself as human and I wonder why those 4 legged things bark at me!

I get fed twice a day (a bowl full of lovely biscuits) though I must admit, I enjoy lamb a lot but alas am only allowed it once in a really long time (I guess if I am good enough, Joy might just feed me that!)

I love my walks which I get without fail- once in the morning and once at night. Then I have to come back to have my feet cleaned with wet wipes... oh that includes my butt too!

The rest of the day, I love to sleep and get scratched and rubbed and i tend to lick myself once in a while... But the most important look to have is one that people go "oh so cute", "good dog", and at times pathetic which gets me a lot of attention...

Before I forget, I went to have a shower the other day and I smelt good- so much so, I did not have to walk home! I got carried instead.

Now humans must think I am an idiot as I don't like playing with toys. But I think that they are stupid as they do not smell as much of the surroundings as I do...

Btw, I love to be the center of attention and I go where the crowd is good.

till next time... It is just about time for my walk...